May 13, 2009

Story Time... Again.

This woman was about to have heart surgery, and she fell asleep. She was dreaming that she was talking to God. She asks him, "Am I going to die now?" He says "No, you have 30 more years in you." She was so excited once she heard that, so she has all these surgerys, like lypo suction, face job, nose job, every job. and she goes out of the hospital, feeling so good. Once she steps on the street, she gets hit by a bus. So she goes up to heaven, and she talks to God once again, and asks Him "I thought I was going to live 30 more years?!" God said, "Oh, I did not recognize you." ahaa.

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